Miley Cyrus' Latest Single Ships Platinum

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

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Michelle Obama has said that Miley Cyrus will never set foot in the White House.

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus says that she cannot remember the last time she was as happy as she is now.

She said that she has just been informed by Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that her latest single titled, "I Twerked The Hell Out Of Ricky Gervais" has just shipped platinum.

Miley said that she co-wrote the song with her good friend Ke$ha. Cyrus said that at first the song was titled "I Twerked The Hell Out Of Robin Thicke" but she figures that she has already caused enough trouble in his marriage.

She said that she did twerk Ricky Gervais when she ran into him on the dance floor at David Arquette's Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood.

Miley said that she decided to use Ricky's name in the title because he had told her that Katy Perry had no business shooting off her mouth down in Australia and making those vulgar comments about her (Miley's) lizard-looking tongue.

SIDENOTE: Ricky, who can really put away the brewski's told Miley that if she ever needs a sugar daddy to just let him know and he'll gladly help her find one.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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