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Funny story: TERMINATOR 9 - New Schwarzenegger Movie

TERMINATOR 9 - New Schwarzenegger Movie

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In 1984, "Terminator" was the stunning Sci-Fi action movie which put humanity in a life-and-death struggle against the ultimate killing machine of the future, made by man and perfected by Artificial Inteligence. Arnold Schwarzenegger...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

Nashville Man Concludes Thinking Not Really for Him

One day while riding down a back road in his pickup truck, it occurred to Lucas Brody of Nashville, Tennessee, that thinking might be highly overrated. "Some people may enjoy it, but it's not really for me," he said. "To each his own." He didn'...

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Funny story: Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

Future Movies Will Be Four-In-One!

People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one. "Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut

Lady Gaga To Make Her Acting Debut

HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has stated that it is time for her to go from the concert lights to the movie lights as she announces she has just signed to appear in her very first motion picture. The New York singer will be appearing in the Robert Rodrigu...

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Funny story: "Indiana Jones Not Accurate", Say Archaeological Society

"Indiana Jones Not Accurate", Say Archaeological Society

The American Association of Archaeologists has issued a statement to counteract what it calls "vicious lies and fallacies" about their work. James Tukinluk, the head of the AAA, maintains from his post at Berkeley that "movies like Indiana Jones,...

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Funny story: Chris Evans, The Star of "Captain America: The First Avenger," Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits

Chris Evans, The Star of "Captain America: The First Avenger," Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits

HOLLYWOOD - Massachusetts native Chris Evans says that he has never been prouder of one of his movies as he is about Captain America: The First Avenger a film based on the Marvel Comics character. He recently spoke with Voodoo Dupree of The West H...

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Funny story: 5 Reasons why This Englishman Loves the US!

5 Reasons why This Englishman Loves the US!

1) You sent me ACTION MAN in the 1960s. (GI Joe in the US?) The greatest toys I ever had! i still have them.

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Funny story: Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Stallone Not So Sly, Growth Hormone Doesn't Enlarge Brain

Sylvester Stallone, The star of too many Rocky movies, has been caught illegally bringing Human Growth Hormone into Australia.

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Funny story: The Real Life Earl Hickey

The Real Life Earl Hickey

Most of you I'm sure watch the TV series "My Name is Earl". This televised program jerked a man named Bruno Giggles into action he has 956 items on his list the twenty three year old estimates with the amount he has it will take him more than three years to complete it.

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Funny story: Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

Di Caprio Code Controversy Rages On

A leading cardinal has urged Christians to take legal action against the best-selling book The Di Caprio Code, along with the recent film adaptation currently attracting enormous crowds at box offices across the world.

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Funny story: Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

Vin Diesel tricked into running for president in 2008

A website urging Vin Diesel to run for president, purportedly set up as a joke, has unintendedly caused the action star to take up the challenge.

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Funny story: The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

The Dead File Class-Action Lawsuit

Buffalo NY - A lawyer, who wishes to remain anonomyous, for the moment, is filing a classs action law suit again several drug companies in the United States.

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Funny story: CANADA = TERROR

CANADA = TERROR

I am big hearted and a sucker for a sob-story. Any time anyone is in any trouble, I am always the first to put my shoulder to the grindstone, grease my elbow or write a BIG FAT CHECK. Two years ago, one of my neighbor’s dogs ran away. I tried and tried to find it – going so far as to put my LAMcopter into action – but the dog was never found. Did I let this tragedy pass unnoticed? Of course n...

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Funny story: Would-be-assassin to sue grenade manufacturer

Would-be-assassin to sue grenade manufacturer

Georgia -- An angry Georgian has vowed to take legal action against the makers of the grenade that sadly failed to kill George Bush on Tuesday.

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Funny story: GOP to Alter State Boundaries

GOP to Alter State Boundaries

Unconfirmed Sources report new plans are in the works for nationwide redistricting. Troubled by stubbornly Democratic states, one Republican congressional leader stated "Direct action is required to insure GOP hegemony." On the heels of the...

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Funny story: Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.

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Funny story: George Bush Strategy: Revealed

George Bush Strategy: Revealed

George Bush has revealed that what he calls his 'government' is in fact "Reality" computer game "The Sims". The action centers around a mansion called "The Wihte Haus" and its inhabitants.

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