Ke$ha Is Out of Rehab

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 March 2014

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Ke$ha said that the cost of her glitter habit had gone through the roof.

LOS ANGELES - The girl with the dollar sign in her name, Ke$ha has just informed the Hollywood press that she has completed her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

The 27-year-old singer said that she is thrilled that she decided to check herself into the clinic and added that the food was not as bad as some had said.

She pointed out that the enchiladas were the best she had ever eaten, even better than the ones served at The Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurants.

Ke$ha had gone in to help cure an addiction she's had to glitter. She said that she has always incorporated glitter into her concerts and that she first got the idea from the King of Glitter himself, Adam Lambert.

But the singer noted that she had become obsessed as witnessed by the fact that she would sometimes put glitter on her face right before she went to bed.

She also revealed that her glitter habit was costing her about $8,000 a week.

SIDENOTE: Ke$ha told Buck Yazoo with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that she will still incorporate glitter in her stage act but no longer on her groin region.

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