Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 March 2014

image for Khloe Kardashian Says Hosting The Waffle Wars Has Saved Her Sanity
Khloe said that Maksim Chmerkovskiy of Dancing With The Stars gave her a snake which she named 'Lamar.'

HOLLYWOOD - Last year was not a good one for Khloe Kardashian of the LaLaLand Kardashian Klan. First she was fired from her X-Factor hosting job and then her husband NBA star Lamar Odom started messing around on her.

Khloe said that although her sisters and mom were instrumental in helping her get over the rough patches, it was her job as host of the Nourishment Network's The Waffle Wars that got her out of her depression and ended up saving her sanity.

Khloe told Kiowa Kettle with Tittle Tattle Tonight that there were times when she thought about moving down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and never returning to the USA.

But she said that the fact that the water does not really agree with her sensitive stomach changed that idea.

Khloe told Miss Kettle that she now understands that the divorce from Odom was not her fault. He played around on her doing the hokey pokey with at least half a dozen beauties including two porn stars, a Hooter's Girl, a GOP secretary, and a Victoria's Secret Model.

SIDENOTE: Khloe told Kiowa that now she is going to try and find enough ovaries to get the three Lamar Odom tattoos removed from intimate parts of her body.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
71 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more