Kanye West Seeking Paternity Test Following Lyrical Revelations

Funny story written by Mickey Mac Finnigan

Monday, 17 February 2014

Rap super-star, Kanye West, has been told by close friends to seek for a paternity test after he inadvertently revealed intimate details about his relationship with Kim Kardashian in a new rap song.

The details came to light in a recently released remix of Beyonce and Jay Z's Drunk In Love. In it, West states that he "impregnated" Kardashian's mouth.

However, an anonymous source close to the couple has stated that "they know for a fact" that Kardashian's reproductive organs are located in her uterus and not, as she told West, in her mouth.

The news no doubt must have been a blow to West, as it draws into question the proposal which led to their marriage.

West purportedly only asked the question because he thought he was impregnating Kardashian's mouth.

Another source close to the couple stated that "Kanye is having an existential crisis. This whole mouth without ovaries thing is driving him crazy."

The same source stated that West is questioning his role as a father, wondering why he has been paying several nannies to take care of a child that might not even be his.

More news is sure to follow on this...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more