Phil Robertson to Go After Druids & Christmas Trees Next?

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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty has just been rehired and many are celebrating the fact. But a new sermon by the Preacher may begin another controversy but not so bad as the last one.

"He is going to come down strong on having Christmas trees all decorated", stated an Insider. "I don't think the network will care, but others may."

Apparently Robertson has been doing his homework while taking his break and will state that trees have been worshipped by the 'heathern' for thousands of years.

The Source said that he got to hear a practice session and Robertson is especially after the Druids.

"Historical Druidism as well as Germanic paganism appear to have involved cultic practice in sacred groves, especially the oak. 'The term druid itself possibly derives from the Celtic word for oak', he told me."

Apparently, he's going to tell his audience to check the Old Testament and see what happens to tree worshippers.

However, the Source also stated that Robertson warned him that he might change his mind and go after gays again. "Or people like me who spread gossip."

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