Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Adam Lambert says he'll never set foot in West Monroe, Louisiana.

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered.

Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga when he was told that A&E had caved in to Phil Robertson and unsuspended him.

The flamboyant singer was also shocked to hear that Cracker Barrel Restaurant had also given in to the Duck Dynasty patriarch.

Lambert commented to Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota that he cannot believe how much pull one family of West Monroe, Louisiana Cajuns has over a powerful network and a well-established national restaurant chain.

Adam told Miss Dakota that he is going to tell all of his friends not to watch Duck Dynasty and also not to buy one of Phil's Duck Commander Duck Calls.

SIDENOTE: When Phil Robertson was told about Adam Lambert's comments he asked, "And just who da hell is this Adam Lambert fella anyhow?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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