Russell Brand Says He'd Like To Have A Go At Pamela Anderson

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Saturday, 7 December 2013


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Pamela had said that she and her co-star Ron Jeremy are pretty well matched in the libido department.

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand has commented that he recently heard about Pamela Anderson and her financial woes.

Brand who fancies himself to be a lady's man told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he finds Pamela Anderson to be a right sultry woman and he would love to have a go at her.

He stated that at 38, he is 8 years younger than the Baywatch babe but he pointed out that he has always loved cougars since they seem to appreciate his mattress mystique a lot more than the 20-something girls.

Miss Rangoon revealed that the reason why Miss Anderson is in such a financial predicament is because of some rather bad investment advice.

Pamela was convinced to invest lots of money into a velcro bra product that hit the ground like a lead feather (?).

She was also persuaded to sink a large sum of money in a diet water distributorship which sunk like the HMS Titanic.

And if those two things weren't bad enough, she lost thousands of dollars on a pencils that can write underwater deal.

When Miss Rangoon told Anderson about what Brand had said she smiled politely and commented that Rusty can put his tongue back in his mouth because she just signed a porn movie deal to star with Ron Jeremy in The Lewd Mood.

Pamela Anderson remarked that if anyone is going to have a go at her it will be Mr. Ron Jeremy.

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