Rihanna Drops A Bombshell Regarding Ex-Boyfriend Chris Brown

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

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Rihanna will appear on Late Night With David Letterman and she will reveal the location of all of her tattoos.

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple to make appearances on Live With Kelly and Michael, Late Night With David Letterman, and The Viagra View.

She was asked by a reporter with The Right Coast Revue if she has gotten over her ex-boyfriend Chris "The Beater" Brown.

Rihanna responded by saying that she did not like anyone calling him The Beater because it only helped to dredge up some horribly horrendous memories.

She then made a shocking statement admiting that she still has feelings for Chrissy, as she calls him.

Rihanna said that she cannot help it but truth be told she is addicted to her ex-boyfriend in much the same way that Kirstie Alley is addicted to food.

Tilapia Frisbee, the Right Coast Revue reporter shook her head and told Rihanna that with all due respect she needs to see about getting herself some major therapeutic counseling as soon as possible.

Rihanna made a face and said that Chris has promised her that he will never, ever again treat her like a human punching bag.

SIDENOTE: Ike Turner said the same thing to Tina Turner an estimated 73 times.

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