Following the complete exhaustion of TV companies' search for new reality show themes based on debatable talents such as cooking, baking, sewing and gardening, Waffle On Productions have announced their new series for the Spring season will be entitled "Britain's Strictly Got the Talent to do the Washing Up", sponsored by Fairy. But already there has been controversy when one of the competitors, Zanussi Hotpoint, was disqualified at the auditions after an electrifying performance. A spokesman said:
"We need to deter gents like Zanussi who will sink to these tactics. We wash our hands of the whole dirty affair. We will scour the country for someone with sparkle. It'll be Brillo"
The favourite to win the first series is the appropriately named German contestant, Hans Thatdodishesfeelassoftasyourface, who is already in serious draining for the event.
Report by Rinse Wheresthespoon