Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

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A lock of her hair that Honey Boo Boo keeps in her parent's refrigerator in McIntyre, Georgia.

ATLANTA - The star of the television reality series, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson has just received another of her many beauty pageant awards.

The little girl from McIntyre, Georgia who turned 8, on August 28, 2013, entered the Cutest Girl In Georgia Contest and she won hands down.

In the talent competition Honey Boo Boo sang the Beyonce hit, "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)."

When she was asked by a pageant official what she would do to help America the little blonde curled beauty queen answered that she would stop giving money to every country in the world and start giving the money to the citizens of the good old United States.

The little tyke remarked that we have no business giving money to Egypt since it has been proven that they only use the money to buy camel food for their camels.

She also said we do not need to be sending any money to North Korea since Kim Jong Un keeps it and buys dresses, shoes, and underwear for his wife.

Honey Boo Boo's mom, June "Mama" Shannon has said the rumor that Alana is really a midget is absolutely false.

IN A RELATED STORY. According to The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is the favorite show of Miranda Lambert, Donald Trump, Madonna, Kobe Bryant, and Rush Limbaugh.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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