Ann Coulter Reveals A Shocking Secret

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 5 October 2013

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Ann says she is getting her biological system checked out. (Photo by Rico Chorizo)

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter, the political commentator and pundit that most Democrats refer to as Trigger Face has just made an astounding announcement.

The blonde pogo stick remarked to Amos Soursuckle with GOPicky Magazine that she has no idea why but all of a sudden she finds Rosie O'Donnell to be one hot, sexy babe.

Coulter said that she was watching The Viagra View and she saw Regis Philbin interviewing Miss Rosie.

The 51-year-old Coulter said that all of a sudden she got a tingling sensation in her groin region as she watched O'Donnell smack her lips as she chatted with Philbin.

Coulter says that there is something definitely wrong with her biological system and she has already made an appointment with her gynecologist.

SIDENOTE: An inside source at The Viagra View said that after the show he overheard Coulter telling her assistant that since last Wednesday she started having fantasies about fellow blonde Jody Foster.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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