Dr. Phil States That Kim Jong Un Needs Some Major Therapy Real, Real Bad

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 September 2013

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Dr. Phil says that Kim Jong Un is afflicted with the Napoleon Complex.

CHICAGO - Dr. Phil recently appeared on The Viagra View and he told Regis Philbin that if ever there was a world-wide leader who needed therapy it is North Korea's Kim Jong Un.

Dr. Phil said that the little man is totally obsessed with himself and he has no idea how much trouble his arrogant, sarcastic, rhetoric can get him in.

The doctor stated that someone who constantly says that he is going to shoot a missile to that country or one to that other country is acting out some kind of inferiority tendencies which probably stem from his really wanting to be a girl.

"What?" a surprised Philbin asked.

"Yes." Dr Phil replied. He went on to say that he heard that when Kim Jong Un was about 8, his aunt Foo Yoo Goo, 27, dressed him up as a Geisha Girl and made him sing the 60s song "Sukiyaki."

Apparently Kim Jong Un still has a vivid memory of that incident since to this day he hates seeing Geisha Girls and actually has had a dozen or so imprisoned over the years.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil noted that one thing that is certainly going to make Kim Jong Un's situation worse is the fact that he has picked the NBA's Bad Boy, Dennis Rodman to be his BFF.

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