Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

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Beyonce has told Rihanna to stop with the ink markings.

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista.

It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in the ink art department.

The former Destiny's Child singer said that Rihanna needs to stop trying to compete with Kat Von D in the volume of bodily tattoo's department.

Beyonce said that even her husband Jay-Z agrees and says that some of Rihanna's tattoos are downright ugly and some are even misspelled.

He pointed out that a couple of her tattoos are even upside down and the sad thing about it is that Rihanna is so naive she does not even realize it.

Beyonce said she has told the Barbadian beauty that her latest tattoo, which she got on her tongue, looks positively silly and doesn't even look like the pink flamingo it's supposed to be.

Jay-Z quipped that it looks more like a yucky wad of bubblegum.

In Other News. President Obama has booked Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to play at a White House Backyard Barbecue in honor of Nigerian President Kumimbu Minnamaki.

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