Arnold Schwarzenegger Willing To Take Maria Shriver Back On One Condition

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 6 June 2013

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Arnold standing in front of a jet plane he just purchased from John Travolta. (Photo by Paula Abdul).

LOS ANGELES - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California has not had much luck in his movie comeback nor in his marriage to Maria Shriver.

The ex-body building champion who once held the title of The Strongest Man in The Entire Solar System recently told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that he is lonely and he misses his wife Maria a lot.

He said that at 65, he is much to old to date Hooters Girls, Laker Girls, or young movie starlets.

Schwarzenegger said that he knows from talking to friends such as Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, Dennis Quaid, and Andy Dick that most women are just after a rich old guy's stupendous amount of money.

When asked if he would consider getting back with Shriver, Arnold put his 12-inch Rush Limbaugh Cigar down and said that he would but only on one condition.

He said that he would take Maria back in a New York minute if she agreed to once in a while dress up as a maid.

SIDENOTE: Maria Shriver was told about Arnold's one stipulation and she responded by saying. "Well let me say this, if that is the case then Arnie is going to be waiting until Wynonna Judd and Kirstie Alley both say they hate food."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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