Banksy unveils art installation made of his own shit

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Thursday, 18 April 2013


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Controversial street artist Banksy has unveiled an 8ft wall painting of a masturbating baby made entirely of his own shit.

The piece entitled "Waaaaa Waaaaa Wanky" which is the first of seven excrement-based pieces Banksy intends to produce; will be part of the highly anticipated 'Faecal Matter' exhibition at the Tate Modern gallery in London later this month.

"I wanted something that was real, that was part of me and I think I've achieved that. I feel as if it's my blood up there on that canvas. It's not though, it's my shit."

"I'm really proud of this piece as I really pushed the boundaries on what people expect from art. I mean the smell as you can imagine is just horrific. But once you get past that I hope people understand the message I'm trying to convey."

"I'm going to create six other pieces. One a week if possible, I normally feel at my most creative after an Indian takeaway; vindaloo works best - otherwise it dries too quickly".

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