Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

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Lindsay Gets Fur Covered Handcuffs

Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear.

When legal experts were ask as to how Lindsay is repeatably beating the court system, one came up with this explanation.

Mark El Centro, a prominent Los Angeles attorney surmised, "the only explanation I can come up with is Lindsay's vagina can hypnotize men and women to the point of thinking and acting irrationally. There is no other possible reason I can think of she'd get away with all this drama".

While this is a crazy explanation it goes right along with the popularity Lindsay's vagina received world wide not too long ago.

When Lindsay was on her flashing binge a few years ago the internet went viral to the extreme with people sharing her private parts.

One Doctor pointed out that Lindsay's vagina could possibly be emitting a strong pheromone that renders people placid.

Either way, good going Lindsay.

From Sunset and Vine in Beautiful Downtown Hollywood California 90028

"My motto is: Live every day to the fullest - in moderation".
Lindsay Lohan

"I'm an angel compared to some of my friends".
Lindsay Lohan

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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