Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift - Music's Latest Couple

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 February 2013

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Selena Gomez relaxing happily in a hot tub without ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

SANTA MONICA - Two of the most popular young singers in America were spotted walking hand-in-hand on the famed Santa Monica Pier.

Justin Bieber, who recently got dumped by long time girlfriend Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift who has had more boyfriends than pretty much any celebrity in LaLaLand were all smiles as they hand-fed each other some pink cotton candy.

Taylor just ended a romance with One Direction's Harry Styles and she recently told Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton that she has already finished writing her obligatory break up song.

Swift said that the song is titled "You Think You Sing Better Than Me" and music critics are already hailing it as the 23-year-olds next hit song.

Meanwhile Justin was dumped by Selena for three reasons. One Gomez says she simply got fed up with having to act as his personal therapist, nutrition expert, nurse maid, and ego booster.

She also divulged that she got tired of the fact that he was always speeding and driving his cars at extremely dangerous speeds sometimes reaching 119 miles per hour.

But the number one reason why Selena said she broke up with Justin was because she really got offended at the fact that since she is 20, and he is two years younger than her that he would call her his cougar in front of mutual friends.

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle, who has followed the careers of both Swift and Bieber, notes that the two will get together and have a highly publicized whirlwind romance but she predicts that it won't last past National Chip & Dip Day which is March 23.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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