George Clooney and Stacy Keibler To Star In The Vampire Birthers

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

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Stacy is known for having the longest legs in Tinsel Town. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Omnigate Films in association with Gladiator Pictures has just announced that Bellanino Terrabini's film The Vampire Birthers will begin production after Christmas.

Clooney speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that he is thrilled to get to work with his girlfriend, the sensuously erotic and salaciously sexy Stacy Keibler.

Stacy was recently named Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Most Luscious Woman of The Year.

Keibler also won last year beating out Charlize Theron who was disqualified due to the infamous Eye Shadow Cosmetic Scandal.

In the film George will portray Buck Giffingippy, a vampire hunter from Hot Coffee, Mississippi, who travels to Manhattan to search for the notorious Vampire Birthers.

Stacy will portray NYPD Officer Venice Fluffermint, who arrests Giffingippy due to the fact that he feeds four squirrels directly in front of a Do Not Feed The Squirrels sign in Central Park.

Clooney said that he decided to do the movie after only reading the first two pages. Keibler quipped that she decided to do the movie as soon as her honey finished reading the first two pages.

George was asked about the rumor that he and Stacy are seriously thinking about going down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and getting married at Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler's The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino.

Clooney shakes his head and notes that every week the tabloids and entertainment news programs have them getting married at least three times.

SIDENOTE: The movie will be shot in Tijuana, Mexico, which has an uncanny resemblance to Manhattan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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