Friday, 23 November 2012

image for "Dirty Jobs" cancelled but Mike Rowe's new series "Dirty Girls" begins Jan on Discovery
Jean and Millie will be featured in Mike Rowe's new Discovery Channel show "Dirty Girls"

ATLANTA, Georgia (ABSNN) - The ever smiling Mike Rowe, host of the Discovery Channel's long-running "Dirty Jobs" announced the show would not continue after this year. However, Rowe is not out of a job at the Discovery Channel; he will host a new show called "Dirty Girls. In his new role, Rowe "will interview and have sex with the most disgusting women on the planet," he said.

"After eight years of sticking my hands up the asses of every species known on the planet, this will be a piece of cake," Rowe told reporters.

"It's right up my alley," he said.

In the eight seasons of Dirty Jobs, Rowe, a former opera singer who also shilled crap products on infomercials, says he's "seen the worst possible things one can do for money-that is except for what I'm going to do next for money."

We wish Mike Rowe all the best and we will keep you informed.

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