Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Looking For A Maid

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 November 2012

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Arnold has promised that he will not be cavorting at all with his next maid. (Photo by Danny DeVito).

BEVERLY HILLS - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California, Arnold "The Player" Schwarzenegger, has just said that he is in the market for a brand new maid.

The 65-year-old actor told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-á-Vis that the housekeeper must have a minimum of half a dozen references with at least three of them from Hollywood celebrities.

He also added a bit tongue-in-cheek that he would like for her to look like a Victoria's Secret model or a Playboy playmate.

The Austrian born champion body builder noted that she must also either be single or divorced.

Miss Dakota asked him if he was looking for a maid or a prospective wife.

Arnold laughed and told her that he is only interested in having his house cleaned and he is not interested in cavorting with the hired help like he has been known to have done in the past.

SIDENOTE: Miss Dakota said that Mr. Schwarzenegger told her that one definite requirement is that any woman applying for the maid's position (no pun intended) must also have had her fallopian tubes tied.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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