VENICE BEACH - Dancing With The Star's professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy was recently seen sunbathing with his lovely girlfriend fellow DWTS pro Peta Murgatroyd.
Chmerkovskiy, who is regarded as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom, has not tried to hide the fact that he is completely fed up with the dictatorial attitude of British Judge Len Goodman.
As viewers well know, this past season the two had some pretty heavy discussions after Maksim's dances. The heated conversations were not allowed to escalate due to DWTS Host Tom "Happy Face" Bergeron who stepped in to quell the ballroom mayhem.
The short-fused Ukrainian made it known on several shows last season that the time has come for Goodman to retire and return to his merry olde England and his fox hound breeding kennels located outside of Wolverhampton.
Even Italian judge Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli, who is a close friend of Len's, has hinted to the Grouchy Grouch that he needs to retire because he is starting to turn into one big gigantic bundle of stress.
Bruno added that Len is just one of those rare types of individuals who really do not know exactly how to deal with fellow adults.
As fellow Brit Piers Morgan recently said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. "The old bloke for some odd reason feels compelled to tell everyone else what they need to do and what is best for them."
Filipino judge Carrie Ann Inaba agrees with Bruno and Maks and hopes that Lenny does realize that no one really gives two cents about what he thinks and that he does decide to retire before he totally loses it, implodes, and self-destructs on national television.
Inaba noted that poor, old, frustrated Mr. Goodman needs to realize that the parade has long since passed him by and his days of thinking that he and only he knows what is best for all of the dancers, amateurs and professionals has passed and like the great Clark Gable Civil War epic it is now simply Gone With The Wind.
Maksim did confess to Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he has talked to the executives of Dancing With The Stars and made it perfectly clear that either they get rid of the old UK relic or he and several other professional dancers could end up leaving the very popular show.
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