Octomom Wants to "Settle Down and Raise a Family"

Funny story written by Zako Strle

Sunday, 29 July 2012

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Octomom's 14 Kids are Ready for Daddy!!!

After having fourteen children via in-vitro fertilization and raising the children without a husband, Octomon had decided she wants to meet someone nice and settle down and raise a family.

Octomom said her ideal mate would be young, good looking, have big muscles and a small tight ass. "And he must have a good job, so I can stay home and be a full-time mom."

"And he must love children!" said Octomom, who went on to say that he must not have any children and must not want any children of his own.

Octomom also mentioned that he must have a small bus.

When asked if she found any prospective mates, Octomom mentioned there was one man who met all her criteria except his muscles weren't big enough and he only had a VW bus that wasn't large enough to comfortably accommodate a family of 16.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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