Kristen Stewart - Hollywood's Most Unpopular Starlet?

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

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The famous Hollywood sign, scene of one of K-Stew and Ray-Fan's trysts. (Photo courtesy of Rumer Willis).

HOLLYWOOD - During her career Kristen Stewart, 22, has found herself in the spotlight as a recipient of many awards and accolades and she has been gracious in their acceptance.

But lately the spotlight has gotten very warm; hot in fact. and it is all due to her indiscretion with the accent coach, Rayburn Fandersketti, of her latest movie Snow White and The Huntsman.

K-Stew and Ray-Fan who is 41, were alleged to have been spotted on several trysts in and around the Greater Los Angeles area including The La Brea Tar Pits and just below the famous Hollywood sign.

Kristen at first denied the accusations but after four photographers provided photos of the two kissing, hugging, and canoodling she had to admit to the accusations.

She did tell Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she is guilty of kissing and hugging but added that there was really no canoodling, or as she put it "No canoodling in the actual canoodling sense of the word."

At any rate many entertainment news reporters are reporting that Kristen has just become Hollywood's most unpopular starlet.

Rob Pattinson has said that their relationship is totally over and he will not accept any type of apology from her even if she was begging him while holding hands with two nuns from Boston.

He went on to say that he will be returning the extremely expensive engagement ring that he had purchased and had planned to give to Kristen on Labor Day.

SIDENOTE: Meanwhile Mrs. Fandersketti has told the news media that she has forgiven her husband and that with him being a highly sought after movie accent coach it all just comes with the territory.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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