Written by Zako Strle

Monday, 30 July 2012

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"You have to admit, Palin's got a great rack," said Cheney.

During the same interview in which Dick Cheney said that Sarah Palin wouldn't make a good Vice President of the United States, Cheney went on to confess that he thought she had great tits, a nice ass, and would probably be a real firecracker in bed.

"Sarah wouldn't make a good VP," said Cheney, "because vice presidents should be old, fat, and bald, like me and my bastard son Carl Rove."

"If I were president though, I'd definitely want her on my staff, pun intended, heh-heh," said Cheney in creepy voice.

Cheney went on to say that one of his fantasies is to wake up in the morning and have Palin fart in his face.

Cheney refused to discuss any more of his fetishes because he said he didn't want to "give the terrorists the upper hand."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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