Lady Gaga Extremely Depressed That Her New Reality Show "Okay, So What Does My Dress Smell Like" Has Been Cancelled

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 16 June 2012

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Lady Gaga's hospital room. Her bed is shown in the middle. (Photo by Jay Leno).

LOS ANGELES - Lady Gaga and her hair stylist FuFi Fondue had just finished having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse when she was approached by Tahiti Zeppelin, a reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres.

Miss Zeppelin asked the singer how she felt about the fact that her brand new reality show Okay, So What Does My Dress Smell Like? had just been cancelled.

Lady Gaga told Miss Z that she had not heard about the cancellation.

Miss Z said that HH was the first entertainment news media to report the story.

Lady Gaga sat down on the curb in front of the restaurant and was so depressed she was actually humming a Madonna song; and she hates Madonna.

Fondue tried to cheer her up by telling her two knock-knock jokes, but after he started the third one Lady Gaga yelled at him to stop it.

She told him that if he didn't quit with the knock-knock jokes she was going to knock him down to the ground and mess up his makeup with a McDonald's napkin that she found by her feet.

The New York City singer asked Miss Z if she knew why her show had been cancelled. She was told that the shows premier had attracted 4.7 million viewers. The following weeks show attracted 1.2 million viewers and the third show only attracted 931 viewers.

"Why? Gaga asked.

Miss Z pointed out that the show had been beaten badly by the time slot competition which included The Real Housewives of Intercourse Pennsylvania, Stand Up Comedians Rehab, and Makin' Muffins.

SIDENOTE: Lady Gaga began to feel very nauseous as she sat on the curb and she was rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital. A hospital spokesperson said that Ms. Gaga is resting comfortably, and is demanding to know why the female nurses all take her temperature orally but the male nurses all take it (the other way).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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