Lindsay Lohan puts her dog up for adoption

Funny story written by Kid Icarus

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Lindsay Lohan is reportedly putting her dog up for adoption. Her dog "Snoopy," recently performed in a stage production of "Annie."

The Beverly Hills animal shelter will begin taking applications from people interested in adopting Snoopy.

"He's a playful dog and is very obedient." said Lohan.

"Snoopy is an example of the high quality and friendly pets available at our Beverly Hills animal shelters," said the director of the shelter.

At first Lohan wanted to list Snoopy on the Ace of Hearts adoption website, but changed her mind when she didn't want anyone to identify her as being Snoopy's owner. "People are entitled to privacy," said Lohan.

It must have been quite an adventure for Snoopy to have lived with famous, Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan, but now his tiny paws will take him into a new stage of his life, trotting through someone else's backyard.

Hopefully, Snoopy will find a great home with new owners and maybe they will get him a female dog, and name her Daisy, to keep him company.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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