Written by Dan Cun

Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Someone Call The Police.....

Alleged do-gooder and former Police front man "Sting" famous not just for his monotone voice and drab personality but also his dabbling in things that he really has no knowledge about and "new age" philosophies has started a new charity that will help former rock stars continue to live the lifestyle that they have grown accustomed to.

Sting, whose other charity "Save The Rain Forest" which received over $1,000,000 in donations last year but actually only paid out $3.75 to the Rain Forest in grants is well known for charities that "start at home".

So far this new charity has received $450,000 in donations but happily, unlike his Rain Forest charity all the money from this new venture is going to the needy, with Sting himself pocketing $449,999 and former Oasis drummer, "Kev" getting the other $1.
Good on you Sting!

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Topics: Charity, greed, Sting

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