Johnny Depp Says He Had So Much Fun Filming "Dark Shadows" With Michelle Pfeiffer That He Almost Gave Back His Entire Salary

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 May 2012

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A glass of red wine that Barnabas Collins spills during the "QuinceaƱera" scene. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - Johnny Depp has appeared in a total of 35 movies including Fear, Loathing, and Losing In Las Vegas, Twice Upon A Time In Mexico, Edward Scissorhands and the sequel Edward Plierfeet.

The native of Kentucky stated on The View that if he had not become an actor he would have liked to have been a United States secret service agent.

Depp smiled as he told Joy Behar that back then he had no idea that the secret service agents actually get more women than actors, NFL players, and Kobe Bryant do.

The 48-year-old actor was recently asked by Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk about his new movie Dark Shadows in which he portrays vampire Barnabas Collins.

Depp grinned from ear-to-ear as he noted that he absolutely loved getting to work with Michelle Pfeiffer who portrayed Elizabeth Collins Stoddard the next door neighbor of Barnabas.

Johnny divulged that he has always had a crush on Michelle and 20 years ago actually sat down in his Hollywood Hills mansion master bedroom and wrote I Love Michelle Pfeiffer 200 times on a yellow legal pad.

He quipped that he used to dream about one day Michelle becoming Michelle Depp. Johnny actually mentioned that fact to Pfeiffer after they had just finished filming the vampire bat biting Alice Cooper during the birthday cake scene.

Michelle said that she was very flattered but added that they would never have worked out because they are both tremendously shy and would have spent most of their time simply staring at each other.

Johnny told Miss Chipotle that he and Michelle had a great time on the set playing Angry Birds, Michigan Rummy, and drawing lewd stick figures.

He said that he has never had so much fun on a movie set and disclosed off-the-record that he loved being around the beautifully gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer so much that he really considered giving back his entire salary.

SIDENOTE: Johnny told Carolina Chipotle that he has already purchased 100 of Michelle's Elizabeth Collins Stoddard Action Figure Dolls to give out to his nieces and underprivileged little girls in the Hollywood Hills.

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