Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom," today earned her Ph.D. in Media Relations from the University of Woodchips.
Upon the conveyance of her degree, Dr. Octomom received a call from movie studio Warner Bros., offering her a $10 million signing bonus to star as the villainous Doc Octomom in SpiderMan 6: We Can Still Wring a Bit More Money Out of This Franchise.
Doc Octomom is listed in the early script leaks as the sister to Doctor Octavius (Doc Ock), who met his demise in SpiderMan 2: The Last Good SpiderMan Movie. Doc Octomom, rather than sporting 8 metallic arms, terrorizes her victims by wielding numerous screaming and crying babies, whose shrieks cause all that stand before them to cower in fear and anguish!
