Infamous Octomom Earns Ph.D, Signs with Warner Bros. as Nemesis Doc Octomom for Next SpiderMan Release

Funny story written by EvilAlwaysWins

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Nadya Suleman, better known as "Octomom," today earned her Ph.D. in Media Relations from the University of Woodchips.

Upon the conveyance of her degree, Dr. Octomom received a call from movie studio Warner Bros., offering her a $10 million signing bonus to star as the villainous Doc Octomom in SpiderMan 6: We Can Still Wring a Bit More Money Out of This Franchise.

Doc Octomom is listed in the early script leaks as the sister to Doctor Octavius (Doc Ock), who met his demise in SpiderMan 2: The Last Good SpiderMan Movie. Doc Octomom, rather than sporting 8 metallic arms, terrorizes her victims by wielding numerous screaming and crying babies, whose shrieks cause all that stand before them to cower in fear and anguish!

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