Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 13 April 2012

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Rihanna and Chris Brown will soon be releasing a duet CD titled, "Hey Y'all Da Bruises Are All Gone Okay."

ATLANTA - A spokesperson for hip hop rapper Chris Brown has just announced that the plans for The 2012 Rihanna and Chris Brown "Forgiveness Concert Tour" have been finalized.

The couple will kick off their 29-city concert tour at The Tumblin' Tumbleweed Arena in Waxahachie, Texas in early June.

The promoters of the music concert tour have booked Ke$ha, who is known as "The Queen of Glitter" to be the opening act. The songstress with the dollar sign in her name is an electropop rapper who has had hits with the songs "Tik Tok," "We R Who We R," and "Tic Tac."

Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, who moonlights as a free lance writer for iRumors, will be the tour's master of ceremonies.

The tour is being sponsored by the Italian woman's shoe giant Donna Bellissima of Naples, as well as by The Pizza Doll Italian Pizza Restaurants of America, and Tony Bennett Enterprises Inc.

A group led by country music singer Miranda Lambert plans to demonstrate in every city in which Rihanna and Chris (the female basher) perform.

The group whose name is Rihanna May Have Forgiven You Chrissy Brown But Us Country Folk Sure As Hell Haven't is comprised of about 17 individuals ranging in age from nine to eighty-nine.

Miranda Lambert, who is going against the wishes of her husband country artist and star of The Voice, Blake Shelton, said that she will personally carry an anti-Chris Brown sign in Chattanooga, Tennessee; Tuscaloosa, Mississippi; Andalusia, Alabama; and Apalachicola, Florida.

Rihanna has been quoted by several entertainment news agencies including Bedroom Pillow Talk, Tittle Tattle Tonight, iRumors, and Hollywood Innuendo as saying that she hopes that the little cracker munchkin stops wasting her time.

The Barbados beauty emphasized that she has forgiven Chris and she could not care less what Lambert or anyone including Rush Limbaugh, Steven "Lips" Tyler, or Toby Keith think.

In a non-related story. Sarah Palin has stated that the rumor that she is upset with her eldest daughter Bristol because she reportedly told GOPicky Magazine that most of her dresses smell like moose is absolutely not true.

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