Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

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Sterns Penis Takes a Turn In The Right Direction

Shock Jock Howard Stern, who for many years has made it public information that his penis is tiny, itsie bitsie, little and embarrassing in general, has been astounded by the results he has been getting from being a judge on the popular television show, America's Got Talent. Those results are his penis is growing larger.

"Yes, my penis is growing by leaps and bounds, said Stern in a recent interview, it's getting bigger, stronger and more in control than any other time in my life". Stern went on to say, "I use to go to bed with a woman and I could only hold out for 15 seconds before ejaculating, now I can go for almost a full minute. I feel like a real man".

Scientific studies have concluded that there is a direct correlation between penis size and the power one has at their disposal. If you're in a position of power it is more likely you'll have or develop a large penis.

When contacted about this development, Beth O Stern, Howard's wife said, "yes, we've been having much more fun when it comes to sex since Howard became a judge. His penis is much larger and the sex just goes on and on for one minute at a time".

Since these facts have been released sales of viagra have gone down and applications to become a judge on a reality show have shot through the roof.

From the corner of beautiful Sunset and Vine in downtown Hollywood

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"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Penis, Howard Stern

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