Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

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Monday, 30 January 2012

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The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief.

"There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and fight fan.

Chelsie Handler and Joan Rivers have been beefing this last week over some interviews done with Howard Stern. In one interview Chelsea Handler said Joan Rivers had made some off handed comments about her. She went on to say, "what the f--k do I care about Joan Rivers.

The next day 78 year old Rivers came on the Stern show and stated "you don't want a piece of this", to Handler Rivers went on to call Handler a drunken whore that slept her way into the media, refering to her 4 year relationship with Ted Harbert, the former CEO of Comcast Entertainment Group, the parent company of E!

Don King head of Florida based boxing promotion company, Don King Promotions caught wind of the altercation and thought this would be the perfect conflict to ride to Vegas

"I think this will be the greatest fight since Ali-Nortin, what better than an old fashion cat brawl, King said. I'm going to ride this one for all it's worth"

One fan said, "I'm looking forward to these two white women beating some color into each other".

Handler and Rivers both agreed to the confrontation and the date has been set April 24 2012 at The Venitian Hotel.

Rivers said, "that skanky whore better bring her A game, I'm gonna scratch her eyes out.

Handler said, "I'm going to rip that old prune stem to Howard Stern"

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