The Hunger Games: The Outtakes Department

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 24 March 2012

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The actual ATM that was used in the movie the Hunger Games. (Photo courtesy of Miley Cyrus).

VENICE BEACH - One of the stars of The Hunger Games, Liam Hemsworth was spotted having a plate of Crab Rangoon at a Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in Venice Beach.

Hemsworth who has been dating Miley Cyrus for quite sometime spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. De Gallo informed him that his new movie will probably have a tremendous gross that will rival if not surpass those of the Harry Potter films and the Twilight Saga movies.

Liam was grinning from ear-to-ear with jubilant pride. He took a sip of his Anaconda Shooter and said that he owes it all to his cute little girlfriend Miley who insisted that he take the part.

Hemsworth said that at the time he had been offered the role of President Woodrow Wilson's grandson Carmelo Bobby Voxmountain in the movie The Woodrow Wilson Story.

According to The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle the movie was dropped after three of the four financial investors opted out due to the fact that they did not like the fact that the producer had cast the scrawny little Paul Reubens AKA Pee Wee Herman to play the part of President Woodrow Wilson.

Liam told de Gallo that he had a great time working on The Hunger Games with Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson.

He stated that the plot of the movie revolves around a group of 24 participants, 12 male and 12 female, chosen from 12 districts from the country of Panem, formerly North America.

The two dozen individuals will participate in a fight to end which will be televised live on ESPN 13, as well as on Telemundo.

Hemsworth, who portrays Gale Hawthorne was gracious enough to point out some of the film's outtakes. In the Spanish spaceship scene Willow Shields who stars as Primrose Everdeen has a simple line "No."

But she messed up and instead said "No way, Jose."

Josh Hutcherson who stars as Peeta Mellark has a scene in which he is supposed to say that he used to train elephants for The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus but due to an allergy condition he said dinosaurs instead.

Jennifer Lawrence who appears in the role of Katniss Everdeen is shown lost out in the backwoods and she says that she is so darn hungry she could eat a horse, but instead of horse she accidentally said that she could eat a Muppet.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Surprisingly enough, the director liked the flub and he went ahead and went with Muppet instead of what the writer Suzanne "The Pencil" Collins had written.]

Liam pointed out that in an office building scene Leven Rambin who stars as Glimmer a secretary is shown typing on a computer but we can clearly see that the computer has no keyboard and that the computer is not even plugged in.

And Effie Trinket who is played by Elisabeth Banks is shown in the ATM machine scene with a tattoo of a woodchuck that is on her neck and then in the next scene the neck tattoo has miraculously disappeared from her neck and reappeared on her left ankle.

SIDENOTE: Taylor Swift sings her hit song "Safe and Sound" in the movie. Taylor sang the lead as well as the back up harmony. She also played the lead guitar, the rhythm guitar, the bass guitar, the drums, the oboe, the cowbell, the accordion, the maracas, and the glockenspiel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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