German sports car manufacturer, Porsche, are being sued by VW because they cannot keep up with them especially after their take-over bid overtook them. VW is a "Volk-Wagon" producer translated meaning boring and mundane. Porsche produce cars for t...
BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan is quickly running out of chances. The Hollywood celebutante had gone shopping at the trendy Chanel #7 Store on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills. Afterwards she got in her late model Porsche Panamera and proceeded to driv...
VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan was laying out by the pool in a very skimpy yellow bikini at her mansion Lucky LohanLand. She had just got off the phone with her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley who has informed her that she may be facing charges of dri...
SANTA MONICA - Lindsay Lohan is one very, very lucky young starlet after being involved in an accident on the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) that totaled her black Porsche. According to California State Troopers Aaron Twixfellino and Hamilton Leno, n...
LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
In a preemptive move to what most experts believe will be another prolonged series of court appearances for Ms. Lohan, Lindsay announced early this morning that she will be opening a series of charm and driving schools for young aspiring actresses.
Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv...
The murderous Porsche 550 that killed legend-because-he'd-dead movie star James Dean -- which was believed to have been lost for 50 years-- has unsheathed it's merciless daggar of death, beginning it's killing spree again. Police say that the car...
Clearly winning an independent performance comparison sponsored by Automotive Quarterly Magazine, Japanese engineered cars outperformed their German counterparts in all but the super-premium automotive classes. The study by AQM, took cars from the...
The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...
Police have blamed reckless Porsche driver Tim Brady for causing the tornadoes that ripped through parts of central and southern England yesterday. In a dramatic police chase, he clocked up 172 miles per hour on a co...
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