Kim-Jee-String busted!

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Friday, 10 February 2012

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The son of late North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un was spotted by paparazzi shopping for male lingerie in Seoul, South Korea. His bodyguards comprised of fourteen McNoodle employees and seven gypsies.

When interrogated by fashoinista pseudo-jouralist Twang-dil-do, he nervously explained "It's my divine right as ruler of Jupiter to shop wherever i feel like. You have no right to judge me on the basis of my taste in undergarments"

The terrified quasi-ruler then fled the mall and boarded a helicopter.

Korean sources inform us that the sex crazed maniac frequents said mall quite often to pet coy fish and gnaw on the feet of pandas

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