Derek to meet Brown in 1 trillion dollar spectacular!

Funny story written by Ricardo Blue

Thursday, 19 January 2012

There have been some Classic fights over the years, such as Ali V's Frazer, Marvellous Marvin Haggler V's Thomas (the hitman) Hearns, and who can forget Chris (simply the best) Eubanks V's Nigel (the dark destroyer) Benn! Since those good old days great fights have been hard to come by, UNTIL NOW!

Don King Productions in association with Golden Boy Promotions are to bring you what is being billed as the "Greatest Fight in History" between Derek (the psychic) Acorah and Derren (how did he do that) Brown. The event between the 2 giants is planned to take place sometime over the summer and is tipped to become the most expensive fight in history, with gate receipts and pay per view revenue looking to exceed the 1 trillion dollar bracket ($1,000,000,000,000).

The venue for the encounter has yet to be decided, although a spokesman for DKP said "we're probably looking at somewhere like the Nevada Dessert although the Sahara has not been ruled out" he continued "we just don't know what will happen when these 2 titans of their fields collide, so for this reason we have decided that the fight should not take place in any built up areas, purely as a safety precaution"

The feud between the 2 fighters stretches back longer than anyone can remember, with both accusing the other in the past of heresy. "The worlds a big place" said Don King "but when you have 2 of the most powerful and influential people the world has ever seen throwing insults at each other, it becomes surprisingly smaller." Asked who he thought would surface triumphantly from the encounter? He retorted back "I honestly don't know, it's just too hard to call". However" he continued, "I do know this, and that is that THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE and whoever emerges from the bout alive is definitely someone you don't want to be pissing off in a hurry!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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