Dallas star Larry Hagman wants to be made into a cake when he dies

Funny story written by radiogagger

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

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Larry Hagman, best known as JR Ewing on Dallas, has whipped up some quite specific instructions for what he would like to see happen after he passes away. "At death, I want to be fed through a wood chipper, spread over a wheat field and a cake baked from that crop for my friends to munch."

His friends were quick to react to the strange request.

Linda Gray who played Sue Ellen Ewing said "Has Larry been drinking again?"

Victoria Principal - Pamela Ewing in the show, said she would be unavailable to make the funeral as she is 'washing her hair that day' and quickly hung the phone up.

Patrick Duffy, who played younger brother Bobby Ewing said "this request sounds like a bad dream. I'm going to take a shower and try to forget it ever happened"

Charlene Tilton who played superdwarf Lucy in the hit 80s show said "Hell yeah - put me down for that - every one wants a piece of Larry"

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