Who Gave Rod Stewart a Bloody Knighthood ?

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Monday, 3 November 2003

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

In a world that values scruffy, foulmouthed, talentless celebrities, it was refreshing to hear the news that Rod Stewart had been given a knighthood.

Good on you, your Majesty!

Good on you, Tony baby!

How kind of you to give Rod the Mod a bloody title to stop his incessant whingeing !

It can't be easy having all that sex and eating a kilo of gravel a day to keep body and voice together.

Especially when you're an old man.

So arise, 'Sir Rod' !

Yes! it does have a ring to it.

But then again, so do a lot of other bums.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more