Celebrity Witchhunt - The TV Show

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Friday, 11 July 2003

I demand a new reality TV show called "Celebrity Witchhunt". In the show, possibly fronted by Davina Macall, we would have two teams -

Team A: made up of B-list celebrities
Team B: television and newspaper reporters.

The way I see it working is:

Team A (celebs) would go about their regular lives. Then we'd get Team B (reporters) to do pretty much anything they can to absolutely and totally ruin Team A's lives, with or without proof!

I see it as being a lot of fun. Basically because half the celebrities would actually be fairly pounded because of their amoral over-privaleged drunken druggie lifestyles...and then the other half who live ordinary lives would just get a lot of crud made up about them and they'd be pounded too!! Ha-ha! It's so funny.

It's so funny. They'd be totally ruined and I would laugh.

Then on the last show, I'd do a "Jeremy Beadle" and whilst Davina is wrapping up the show, tell her that I also have a surprise for her...and then ruin her life too by making something up and having doctored photographic evidence or something.


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