Brad Pitt Is Furious At Angelina Jolie For Dressing Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Like a Boy

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Saturday, 3 December 2011


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Brad does not like the fact that Angie dresses 5-year-old daughter Shiloh as a boy.

LISBON, Portugal - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the "Half Dozen" kids were in Portugal where Pitt had gone to promote his latest motion picture Moneyball.

The film which deals with the world of baseball, highlights many of the old baseball clich├ęs such as why the old time players constantly chewed tobacco even while eating a hot dog, why they all talked like they were from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, and why it was that they could not go for five minutes without grabbing their crotch.

After the movie promotion interviews and photo shoots, Pitt and Jolie took their six kids to a local Chuck E. Cheese which in Portugal is known as Carlos El Queso.

While the kids were watching the puppet show, Brad told Angie that he is tired of having her dressing 5-year-old daughter Shiloh in boys clothes.

He said that he wants her to dress Shiloh in dresses, bows, ribbons, and Dora The Explorer Underwear like a normal little girl. According to several patrons, Angie exploded and told Brad that Shiloh is a normal little girl.

Pitt hollered out that there is no way she can say that Shiloh is a normal little girl when for Halloween she dressed her up as The Incredible Hulk.

Angie responded by saying that the Incredible Hulk was androgynous.

Pitt told her that she was full of it and that the Incredible Hulk is a complete male and no one on the face of the earth has ever thought otherwise.

Angie said that Shiloh had told her that originally she wanted to dress up like Osama Bin Laden complete with the long beard, the drapes outfit, and the ever present video recorder.

As Brad and Angie continued speaking in loud voices the manager walked over to them and told them that they were going to have to stop yelling and talking about gay subjects because four of the parents had complained that they did not want their kids getting any weird ideas about wanting to dress in the clothes of the opposite sex.

Angie gathered up her brood and they all left.

As they were walking out Brad told Angie that if she insists on dressing up Shiloh in boys clothes that he may consider dumping her botoxed butt and getting back together with the sensuously svelte Jennifer Aniston.

December 4, is International Hug Day, except in the African country of Kamgooganda, where hugging will get you flogged with a hippo tongue and thrown in jail for up to nine months.

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