Aggressive measures to be taken after Scarlett Johansson naked photos leaked on Web

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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

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Scarlett Johansson joins Jessica Alba and Vanessa Hudgens as actresses who have recently upped their trending data immensely by releasing nude photos of themselves via their phones.

Aggressive measures taken since this latest release includes men taking extra long bathroom breaks at work or going to bed later than normal in order to analyze the photos more closely.

Using the camera function on their phones, the alleged victims either take photos of themselves or have someone else take them, then store them on their phone, where the photos sit until they're "hacked."

The actresses then release statements about how embarrassed they are and how violated they feel, all this while Internet users scramble to find these photos and then exchange and talk about them on Twitter or other social networking sites.

Last week, 80s actress and former General Hospital star, Demi Moore, posted steamy bathroom shots of herself, but unlike with Johansson, Alba, and Hudgens, not one person appeared to give a shit.

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