Written by AC Lagos

Monday, 8 August 2011

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Threesome Anyone? A major consolidation in the restaurant chain industry was announced this week. The three restaurant chains of Hooters, IHOP and KFC will merge and be transformed under one roof.

The new restaurant name will be "International House of Kentucky Fried Hooters" (IHKFH) and their marketing slogans will be "Come Horny, Leave Happy" and "International House of finger lickin' good Hooters".

The merger almost included the fast food Taco Bell chain but that piece of the deal fell through. If it hadn't, an additional marketing slogan of "Think Outside the Bun and Inside the Hooters" was being considered. Look for the new restaurants opening this fall.

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Topics: KFC, Hooters




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