Written by Whitters

Monday, 13 June 2011

image for SlutSkirt launched in UK
A skirt about 3 times the length of the SlutSkirt (which we are not allowed to publish due to some strange decency law.

Following demonstrations in hundreds of towns and cities this weekend, the Committee for Underwear of feminist movement SlutWalks has launched a new line of skirts designed to turn men into savage wolves.

The SlutSkirt measures just 12 inches and is designed to be worn so that the crotch can be plainly seen when the wearer is moving or sat down. This new design is loosely based on another garment of dress known as the belt and is to be launched in budget priced chains PrimandproperMark and Georgina. Designs are generally plain pastal colours as many clothing guru's were approached and suggested that there is just not enough material in order to make a reasonable brand based imagery that will justify its cost.

The Committee for Underwear's National Treasurer, known as Big Roy, made the following statement at the press launch of the new product.

"I have personally overseen the development of the new SlutSkirt and I can say that it is hugely promising. It appears that we may have already found a niche market in the colour Nude for these new skirts and I think my fellow SlutWalkers will agree that even Emily Pankhurst will have said that these new SlutSkirts show that women around the world are not prepared to accept being mere sex objects and are intelligent and intellectual.

"Pankhurst was a pioneer in this, just like we are pioneers in taking non-sexualised women's fashion to the next level."

The head of the press, Mr Jamie Firth said "I treat my heavily pregnant wife as my equal and expect her to be exactly like me, but I will buy a few of these for her. She commutes by train a lot and I am sure the SlutSkirt will be a hit among her fellow commuters."

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