A new brand of fro yo is hitting the market and you have got to try this one 'cause its customers say, "It's better than s*x! Yeah."
Lindy Cullman, a former prostitute at the bar Robin Louis and one of the store's most loyal customers says "I really do love the taste of O Fro Yo. It's like having 20 orgasms in one taste bud. It's beautiful.
"I'm eating this thing until I die. I'm never going back to prostitution."
Another faithful customer, Bradley Carter, a college nerd at Harvard, answers "All my life, I have been searching for the perfect fro yo, and here it is, right in front of me. I don't need to, go to strip clubs, and watch porn instead of doing my homework. All I need is O Fro Yo."
