Steve Jobs says iPhone 4 Only Responsible for "A Few" Dead Miners

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

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Mommy, this iPhone is a piece of sh-t.

Steve Jobs, who played "Gorilla Killed With Boar Femur #3" in 1968's "2001: A Space Odyssey" is still creating self indulgent press releases about the two customer emails a week he bothers to answer.

In an e-mail to Jobs on Sunday evening, a customer inquired about whether Apple was using "conflict-free" materials to create the iPhone 4.

Jobs responded, "Well, we require all of our suppliers to certify in writing that they use conflict few materials. See, conflict free materials are way too expensive, but if only a couple of 11 year old miners get their heads bashed in, well, f-ck 'em.

Now buy the f-cking phone, or pay the price.

Sent from my Verizon Palm Treo.

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