Disgraced incompetent cockmuncher Fred Goodwin who singlehandledly rogered the nation (this is all my opinion, you understand), and left the Royal Bank of Scotland more f*cked than a Canvey Island Primary School girl on a Saturday Night, has been hired by Felch, Squelch and Phuckem well known architects and arrogant bastards (again, my opinion).
Fred "the shred" best known for being an utter C**t has apparently been hired by the firm to supplement their architectural nous with his astounding business brain.
Expect collapsing buildings, an apocalypse within the building trade and another recession sparked by his total incompetence sometime soon.
In other news everyone's favourite Nazi Nick Griffin is apparently being recruited to the Race Relations Council, Islam4UK are joining the British Forces and Robert Mugabe is being asked to become the next Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Then we'll all wake up and realise that this was all just a tasteless joke. . .Nope no hope of that!
