International Business Wales Promote "Fast Delivery"

Funny story written by Tcoah

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Even the Official Welsh Assembly Seal wasn't spared

New Yorkers Agog at Scenes outside the Chrysler Building - passersby got the shock of their lives when it started to rain desks, chairs and PCs onto Lexington Avenue alongside the art-decor Chrysler Building in New York City.

In scenes not seen since the opening of 'Springtime for Hitler' on Broadway, IBW staffers went 'Do Lally' throwing stuff out of office windows on hearing the news of their firing by Lib-Dem Leader Kirsty Williams - voted Most Eligible Tramp three years running at the Welsh Lib-Dem Christmas "Anything Goes, Including Knickers, Swingers Party".

Sidewalk witnesses said it was like a cross between SNL and a Steven King horror movie.

Among the debris thrown out of International Business Wales offices onto Lexington Avenue were:

Children's school text books - estimated value £553.87
AA membership card: £203.54
Clothing - £74
Football kits - £150
Office Dishwasher (with 3 year warranty) - £280.30
A "personal care" item - £45.30

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