Written by Mann Gland

Thursday, 27 August 2009

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Ulver at Tallinn Ferry Port Today !

Mysterious Spoof-Writer Ulver who seems to have a massive downer on UK Regulators is today on the run from her small goat-herding shack in eastern Estonia.

Ulver, 65 and a Grandmother of 45 is best known for making unpleasant comments about the FSA and Alistair Darling, and also for losing her life savings in an internet Tiny Blears' Doll scam originating from General Legz Akimbo of the Nigerian Air Defence Force.

It is believed that the frantic flight was spurred today by the appearance of shadowy gray FSA men at the goat-herding shack. Apparently they were very irked and not a little put out by Ulver's behaviour.

The cavernous fannied grandmother was last seen disguised in a Burkha and trying to board a Tallin Ferry bound for Russia.

Russell Tiny-Boatman, diminutive rodent-faced spokesman of the FSA's compliance and enforcement section said today, "Ulver has been a thorn in our side for too long, we will find her and elminate her. She also knows far too much about our future plans including placing transsexuals into positions of power in the small firms team and additionally making Monkeys responsible for all future management decisions. Our message is keep running Granny, if you stop, even for a minute, we will get you!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: FSA, escape, estonia

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