2009 Presidential Inaugural Committee bundler Nemazee busted for $74 million Citigroupie fraud

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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Nemazee was at New York airport enroute to the Holy See when FBI agents pounced

New York - (Off-the-Wall-Street Mess): FBI agents pounced on Obama bundler and Iranian-American investment banker Hassan Nemazee on Sunday and charged him with a $74 million fraud.

Nemazee, 69, has been caught using forged papers to secure borrowings from failing Wall Street behemoth Citigroupie.

And although the funds have since been repaid the bank is pressing charges after being taken for a spectacular public ride.

Nemazee was Hillary Clinton's campaign bagman during her farcial 2007/8 presidential campaign.

Her husband Bill once attempted to get Nemazee appointed to be US ambassadorship of Argentina.

Barack Obama's biggest bundler Louis Susman was recently rewarded with the ambassadorship to London.

Feds are keeping a close eye on all his investment banking transactions.

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